How To Enjoy a Trip to the Laundromat — a Fable Reveals

When I first read the fable I’m about to recount I thought, yuck. This is like eating lima beans when I was a child. Eat this. It’s good for you. I felt like I was choking on virtue. I’m never going to write a fableog about this one, I thought.

Gong.

Here ‘tis: